Chick Pea Fritters - Gluten Free Treat

You know why it’s important to learn baseball when you are younger? So you can hit life’s curveballs when you are older. You never know when the universe is going to toss one at you. But rest assured, a few will be pitched your way. Some are serious and life altering, Some are less severe but still require adjusting. Some curveballs are disguised as opportunities. Actually, let me rephrase that. Most of life’s curveballs actually ARE opportunities.

This past summer, I had an awesome gig come across my plate. I was hired to cook for a family of 7 adults, providing lunches and dinners for a two week period. (The family ended up loving what I provided that they extended it for entire month.) This was a huge undertaking in every sense of the word. And there were plenty of fastballs and curveballs pitched my way.

Curveball #1: Refrigerator and freezer needs. I have 2 refrigerators with 2 regular freezers plus 1 full freezer. Yet that was not going to be enough. But as luck would have it our neighbors sold their house, moved out and the new owners weren’t moving in for a month. Coincidence or Fate? I say lifesaver as I packed their fridge and freezer to the brim.

Curveball #2: The clients many food restrictions which required a complicated menu planning.

Curveball #3: The management of each meal, heating instructions, and color coded labeling system. With so many containers being delivered, the only way they would know what to heat up was having a color coded labeling system so they knew what dish went with what and for when. They would also need instructions for re-heating and for sauces/dressings. M/L = Monday Lunch, F/D = Friday Dinner and so on.

Other challenging parts of the gig was that I had to deliver the food over an hour away twice a week which required a well orchestrated shopping-cooking- delivery schedule, using various coolers and pack out lists to ensure nothing was left behind. Add to that the various food restrictions which included what proteins some of the guests ate and others did not. This meant that I had to come up with two mains for every meal. Ensuring that every person had sufficient protein was like solving a Rubik’s cube. Oh, did I mention, gluten free? That part is easy for me since I’ve been gluten free for over a decade. So, I won’t even count that.

There were other curveballs but I think you get it.
Big, Big, Big. And I’m always up for a challenge, especially one that requires logistical thinking. I have the detail oriented mind to tackle this type of task. All bragging aside, it’s actually one of my super skills.

I am a very visual person. In order to tackle this monster, I needed to see it. At first, I starting handwriting the menu and the to do lists. Then I typed it into the computer. But soon realized that it was a living, breathing beast which needed to be shifted and modified constantly. Moving items around on the computer wasn’t as effective since all the columns kept getting out whack. I knew the only way to confront this monster of a task was the old fashioned method of sticking it up on a wall. I needed a system that would allow flexibility, full visibility and the ability to easily move food offerings around without shifting others out of place (as what happens in a Word Doc). This could be the next new meaning of a Moveable Feast.
I printed out each offering, cut them into small strips and added painters tape to the back. It was the only way to switch out an item easily after staring at the entire menu and realizing that I might be serving rice 3 days in a row. Or that if I moved a dinner to another night then I wouldn’t have the spicy slaw as a leftover for lunch 2 days later. Rubik’s cube or mathematical conundrum? Anyway, this system worked beautifully and allowed me to see the whole scope of the project and ensure the client was happy with the diversity of offerings. I left it on the wall as art!

My moveable feast. A ‘place and stick’ menu system that kept me from going batty.

I literally used it everyday to keep me on track

Everything was going along swimmingly until one day the client made a late decision switch which left a protein hole for the vegetarian in the family.

Curveball # I lost count: Need an additional protein but no time to go shopping.

So, how do you sneak in extra protein at the last minute using only what you have available? Legumes to the rescue.

I decided the fastest, easiest solution was to make chick pea fritters. Don’t ask me why I thought this would be fast and easy since I had never made these before. But the idea seemed similar to other pancake like food, so that equaled a decent plan. Naturally, it had to be gluten free. This really wasn’t that earth shattering of an idea. It only felt dramatic because I had less them 8 hours to solve the problem and make the food using only available items, in order to make it for the next day’s morning delivery.

Here’s how it went down.

But just a few ingredients: Chick Peas, Gluten Free flour, jalapeño, egg, scallions and cilantro.

Ingredients

(Makes 14 - 3” round Fritters)

1 39 oz can Chick Peas
3 T Gluten Free Flour (or Chick Pea flour. If you aren’t concerned with GF, then regular flour can be used)
1 Egg, beaten
2+ Tbsp Jalapeño pepper, minced (add more if you like more heat)
1/3 c Cilantro packed leaves, 3 T chopped
1/2 c Scallions, sliced
1 t Salt
1/4 t black pepper
1/8 t red pepper flakes, optional
coarse sea salt to finish

Tahini Dipping Sauce
1/2 c tahini
6 T ice water
3 T Lemon juice/zest
2 T scallions, sliced
1 t jalapeño, minced
salt to taste

Instructions

1. Slice, chop and mince the aromatics.

Mise en place: Chop, slice and have all ingredients ready.

2. Mash the chick peas, leaving some larger and smaller pieces for texture.

3. Add the jalapeño, cilantro, scallions and mix.

4. Then beat egg with salt, pepper and red pepper flakes and add to chick pea until combined.

5. Add the flour 1 tablespoon at a time and mix until the egg is absorbed but still it wet enough to hold it together.

Squeeze a bit into a ball to ensure it holds together.

6. Using an scoop, choosing the size you desire. If you want them as appetizers make smaller ones. If you want them as a side dish, make them larger. Depending on your style and also how you will be serving them, it’s up to you whether you scoop and free form them or scoop and press into a cutter for perfectly equal fritters. Once you decided, scoop, flatten and place them on the sheet tray for fast work. Again, you can choose super flat so they are crispier, or slightly fatter for the thicker more substantial bite. Your choice depending on your needs/desires. Remember, my recipes can be followed exactly or simply be a guide for you to create and make your own modifications. However it is important that when forming these pack them tight so they hold together.

Choose your tool

Scoop for free form, or scoop into a mold

Size matters…

7. Refrigerate for 1/2-1 hour or freeze for 15-20 minutes. This step helps to get the fritters together then frying.

Prep makes easy work. Plus I do recommend placing them on tray to refrigerate or freeze before frying.

8. I like using a cast iron pan when I frying. The heat from the pan allows for a good sear. If you don’t have cast iron, use your best fry pan or grill pan. Working in batches so as to not drop the pan temperature, add oil and about 6 of the fritters. Turn with a small spatula. When done, remove and place on a paper towel and sprinkle with coarse sea salt.

I prefer thinner fritters because I’m a sucker for crisper, crunchy food.

Golden brown and crispy. The paper towel absorbs any excess oil.

I made a tahini dipping sauce to go along with these. A little extra protein from the sesame. Below is the tahini sauce process.

Tahini

Whisk in ice water, and you can see how the water not only changes the consistency but it lightens up the color as well.

Add lemon juice, zest, scallions, jalapeño and whisk together.

Creamy topping. Try it on other foods.

The client immediately texted to let me know that her husband consumed almost the entire batch himself. Huge success. Happy customer, and now I have another little appetizer/side dish to add to my collection and to share with you.

A yummy combination.

You know me, my dishes are never just one use. They usually do double and triple duty. Serve up as an appetizer, or a side dish. You can even swap out toast and use them as a base for eggs. I made one poached egg and one fried egg to place on top of my fritters. I added a dollop of yogurt and some fresh parsley. A few apple slices rounded out this breakfast. I’d say I hit this curveball out of the park.

I fried my egg in a metal round the same size as the fritter to make it nice and tidy. If you use this method make sure to oil the inside of the mold so the egg removes more easily.

Left side fried egg, right side poached egg. Delicious, nutritious and packed with protein. Apple slices added a lovely crispy, freshness.

A happy husband

Print Ready Recipe

Ladies Who Lunch

Olivia, my Mom, Elena. The best assistances ever! It goes without saying, good attracts good, and these women are pure good.

Last year I had the awesome opportunity to cater a lunch for the lovely ladies of The Women’s Club from my Mom's condo community.  They are a fantastic group of vital women who meet for various occasions. They have a book club. They go to the theatre, take field trips and just enjoy one another’s company.  They regularly host parties and luncheons, and that's where I came in.  My Mom is in charge of organizing one summer luncheon each year.  After hearing about the one she organized last year, I asked if she wanted me to help her cater the upcoming one. My Mom is an amazing woman who is always willing to help others and give of herself. So, naturally I wanted to do something special for her and for her friends.  This particular luncheon is usually a casual one serving up typical summer fare, like sandwiches and potato salad and such. My goal was to up the ante a bit, and so I embarked in creating a menu that they might enjoy.  I sat down with my Mom and her friend, Elena, who helps her with this event.  As luck would have it I was just coming back from working a catering event in the Hamptons and had some leftovers with me.  Call it fate, kismet or just plain damn good luck that I had this nibbles for them to try. It was almost like a wedding tasting. As I pulled out dish after dish for them to taste test, we took notes, jotted down what they liked, what I could slightly change and what I could add, all taking into account the likes of their group.  It was great to have both my Mom and Elena providing valuable feedback so we could tailor the luncheon to offer up some delicious dishes. And so the menu was set, and the plan hatched. 

Tomato Mozzarella Puff Pastry Tartlets

Main
Tomato Mozzarella Puff Pastry Tarts
Arugula & Parmigiano Reggiano with Lemon Vinaigrette
Egg Salad
Chicken Salad with Grapes, Apples & Walnuts served with Romaine boats
Turkey Breast & Swiss Cheese Roll Ups
Asian Slaw with Peanut-Tahini Dressing
Israeli Couscous with Sautéd Zucchini & Roasted Tomato with a Roasted Garlic Dressing
Cucumber Salad
French Baguettes

Desserts
Peach Cobbler with Whipped Cream
Lime Zest/Raspberry Filled Cookies
Mini Cheesecakes
Watermelon

Normally they use throw away plastic tablecloths and paper dishes. It was a hard sell at first, but I convinced my Mom that using cloth tablecloths and real dishes would make it feel special. As you all know, I HAVE tablecloths. Enough, in fact, to cover the buffet table and all the seated tables.

The luncheon was held in the condo’s clubhouse, which meant we had to set the room up with tables and chairs for 30 guests. They showed me their usual set up, but in traditional Dana fashion I rejiggered the entire space. Thankfully, I had the help of my Mom, Elena and Olivia.  Especially since I decided that we would seriously need to move most of the furniture around. They were very willing and accommodating to my suggestions. Moving the seating area that was directly in front of the fireplace gave way for a perfect place to set up the main buffet table, front and center. It was August, so no need to have access to that. With this new placement, we were able to better utilize the entire space and the built-in counters next to the fireplace. Which is where I placed the plates, napkins and utensils for a better flow.

I was happy that they allowed me to move around furniture so we could set up the buffet table for maximum access. I placed a menu on the table with all the offerings. You can also place cards in front of each dish as a way to identify the food.

When setting up a buffet table, think about the flow. Think about how people will reach for the food items and make sure you place them accordingly. Set higher items in the back, and group foods together. Bread near the items like the Egg Salad and Chicken Salad, condiments close to the cold cuts, for example.

It’s important to lay the food items out in a way that makes it easy to reach, pretty to look at and in a order that makes sense.

Make sure you have utensils for each dish and have any condiments close by.

Asian Slaw gives a nice spice to all the other dishes. And you can’t go wrong with a few cold cuts.

Make your platters look pretty. Arrange the food so your guests feel that you took time and care in preparing the meal. It makes them feel special, as they should.

Chicken Salad with Fruit & Nuts is a perfect summer dish. Great with lettuce leaves or on rolls, or just plain by itself.

Israeli Couscous, it’s fluffy and light but satisfyingly filling. The oven roasted garlic and tomatoes give this dish it’s depth of flavor.

Peppery Arugula Salad with shaved Parmigiana Reggiano. It may be a simple salad but with just a few ingredients, it is a fresh, flavor punch.

Lime Zest Cookies with Raspberry filling. Tart and sweet and delicate.

Mini Cheese Cakes. Use the base recipe for the pie but instead of using one pie crust, use crushed graham crackers with melted butter and press into mini cupcake tins. Then fill with batter and bake. These are perfect two bite treats. Champagne grapes give a tart pop.

We used my Soothing Blues theme but gave the tables a vibrant color pop with small centerpieces using Ribbon flowers accented with white hydrangeas cut from my garden.  Simple but striking. The best part was showing Elena, who was reluctant in arranging the flowers, just how easy it is to create a floral arrangement with impact. Hesitant at first, her confidence grew once I showed her color blocking and explained that simpler is better. And with that she finished the rest beautifully. The key; do what looks good to your eye and it will look good to others.

I had to convince them away from paper plates. These outdoor reusable plastic plates were still casual but a tad more special.

Strong contrast creates a striking floral arrangement.

Some featured more fuchsia with white accent. Some reversed.

It was so lovely to be welcomed into their group and serve them food that they enjoyed.  Everyone seemed to have a good time and loved the food offerings.   

Chatting after a little dessert.

Smiles and good conversation. And yes to regular dishes but plastic cups just made more sense.

There is a simple joy in sharing food. In creating an atmosphere where people feel loved by your efforts.  Remember, no matter what we do in life, whether it be the words we speak, or the food we make, the flowers we arrange, or the door we hold open, when done from a place of purity then the world is stirred with love. Thank you to my Mom, Elena and Olivia, and to Rhona and the entire Women's Club for welcoming me to your luncheon last year.  Here’s to all of you, hoping you enjoy these memories and share many more happy adventures and good eating together!

And for the rest of my readers, I hope this brings about inspiration on how and what to serve for Ladies’ Summer Lunch. Ok, Men are welcome, too! In fact, all are welcome. Stir it with LOVE!

If you are interested in my Private Chef services, please contact me directly: dana@2fishinc.com And please feel free to pass along my info. Thank YOU!

Tahini-Peanut Dressing

I am drawn to nutty flavors. So, combining tahini, which is ground sesame seeds, and peanut butter into a dressing, to slather on whatever I can, should be no surprise. It’s a classic combo, and there are many versions out there. I used to make mine with soy sauce and rice wine vinegar, but lately have been steering clear of those ingredients. But you can certainly include them to this dressing, too.

What I adore about this thick mixture, call it a dressing, sauce, dip or relish, is that you can use it for some many dishes. I typically incorporate it into my rice noodle bowl, or as a dressing option to Spicy Slaw. It’s also a tasty topping to pork chops, or chicken. It’s the go to mix for satay dipping, but why not for crudités, too, I say. Go ahead and slather it on a grilled tortilla, then fill it up with grilled fish or shrimp with a good helping of slaw for a Asian style taco.

Whenever you hear about musicians being termed as crossover artists, you understand that they are versatile in their craft. I would venture to say that this dressing has them beat. How many musicians can crossover as much as this little dressing. From pasta to veggie dishes to fish or meats, from Asian to Mexican to Indian dishes, this nutty, savory, tangy concoction is the ultimate of multi-duty. And if that’s not enough, it also can hang out in the fridge for awhile, too. But I usually use mine up fairly quickly.

The stars, peanut butter, tahini, sesame oil, garlic, lemon, red pepper flakes, scallions and cilantro.

Ingredients

1/2 c Tahini
1 c Peanut Butter (I like chunky, but smooth is fine)
1/4 c Sesame Oil
pinch of red pepper flakes
1 T Lemon Zest
2 T Lemon juice
1/2 T Garlic, crushed
1/4 c Scallions
1/4 c Cilantro
pinch of red pepper flakes
1/2 t Salt, or to taste
Peanuts, for garnish (optional)
Jalapeño pepper, (optional)

Instructions

1. Cut up the scallions, mince the cilantro and crush the garlic in a press.

2. Add all the ingredients, except the scallions and cilantro, into a blender or food processor and combine to the consistency you desire. If you want it more chunky, buzz it less. If you want a thinner sauce, you can add ice water or vegetable stock to thin it out. I prefer mine thick.

Add the cilantro and scallions on top.

On this particular Tahini-Peanut Dressing day, I mixed mine into rice noodles with a bowl full of greens; sliced scallions, arugula, cucumbers, bean sprouts, more cilantro leaves

I eat this by the bowl full. It’s so satisfying, I usually go for a refill.

It’s perfect for slaw. Top with more peanuts to add texture and crunch.

As I said, you can vary this base dressing by adding soy sauce, tamari, rice vinegar, jalapeño or toasted sesame seeds on top. You can use it for salad dressing, or a marinade. Put it on noodles or veggies… yada yada yada. You seriously don’t need me to make a list. I trust you find all it’s savory uses.